Eternal Earth Bound Pets???

So, I came across this website called Eternal Earth Bound Pets. Check it out before you read any more of my post. I felt compelled to write them. The following is our correspondence:

Nicole,

Thanks for your long, complex, and detailed discription of your specific concerns and needs.
I'm afraid your more needy than we can support.

Best regards,
Brad

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Question
From: Nicole Nemeth
Date: Sun, August 30, 2009 6:30 pm
To: brad@eternal-earthbound-pets.com

Dear Brad,

I have a pet that I greatly care for and I love him enough to invest
in his earth-bound security. However, I must ask a few questions
before I sign a contract. Kensington, my basset hound, has seemed
awful lonely these past couple of months, because I had to go back to
work since the country's economic downturn. I have been thinking that
I should purchase a friend for him. Lets say that I do indeed purchase
an additional pet. Lets say the rapture occurs just as I am about to
place the additional pet from my arms into the ground. Lets say that
as I am lifted into the heavens, my beloved new pet falls on the
ground. Lets say this additional pet is injured (a broken limb,
perhaps). Lets say that this pet is not, as of that time, insured by
Eternal Earth Bound Pets. In this scenario, what would be your
procedure? I would not want you to have to care for my pet without the
proper compensation of $15 and I do not want to incur an unnecessary
additional expense if I do not yet, at present time, own more than one
pet. Is there a way to add a clause to the contract addressing this
issue? Perhaps I can hide the $15 in a designated location in my
house. under the carpet, or in a cabinet. Or, if you prefer, I will
authorize you to use my debit card only in the event that a rapture
occurs. I will inform my bank of this information, I am sure they can
put a note in my file.

My other concern is the medication. My Kensington has sever
allegories. He is prescribed both dexamethasone and prednisolone. I
also give him Nordic Naturals Pet Cod Liver Oil on a daily basis. I
know that you allow for special instructions in the contract. I
usually keep his medication well stocked, however, what happens when
the medication runs out? Do the care providers "adopt" Kensington, and
take on the burden of expenses? I am concerned not just for myself,
but all the other owners. We all desire our pets to be properly cared
for, and from what I see of your website, you are very trustworthy
individuals, but Kensington will die without his medication. A thought
came to me: What if you formed a non-profit organization to facilitate
a group of Rapture believing veterinarians to donate their offices
unused medical supplies and medication to help in your endeavor?

I absolutely love music goes much deeper than notes played and lyrics sung.
I love that Mr. Mayer's music is home to me.
I love that I was driving home from church tonight and listening to The Postal Service and I felt fall and it was like I was remembering something that hasn't happened yet.
I love that Mute Math will always bring me back to Lakeland, driving down E. Lake Parker Dr. by the power plant in autumn.
I love that old Working Title stuff makes me think of the old days and mudding and concerts.
I love that Hanson reminds me of the power of choice and possibilities.
I love that Jonny Lang reminds me of the impact that we have on others.
I love that I could go on and on with this.
I love the power that music holds!

Tomorrow will mark a month since my 24th birthday. I pray that year 24 treats me better than 23. It will: I have been making it a point to think more positively about life. I have been wanting to write for a while, but as much as I feel as if I have something to say, I feel as if I do not know how to say it. All I can think about is a poem that I wrote for school last semester. My assignment was to write about love in an un-cliche way. This is what I wrote:

When the Thirteen Inches from Head to Heart Feels Like Miles

She awakes to the smell of sweet,
Nauseating sweet. Faintly pink and orange and
Dark blue, the ambiguous heavens refused
To reveal night or morning.
Trees surrounded her, orange trees. Fruit and blossom
Intending to rot.

She stands, body aching, and examines her hand
Rich soil under her nails and scraped bloody palms.
Her knees are just as damaged.

Panic sounds in the distance. She turns back and runs.
Gasping for air, Dogging between the flowers and fruit and trees,
She changes her course and loses bearing.

Moments pass, she turns her head and
slows her pace. She begins to feel safe.
Neglecting her steps, she tumbles at the earth.
Unable to stand once more, she crawls. Waiting, she falls asleep.

She awakes to the smell of sweet
Decaying sweet. Faintly orange and
Dark blue. The ambiguous heavens refused
To reveal morning or night.
Trees surround her, orange trees.
Rotting fruit and blossom...