Eternal Earth Bound Pets???

So, I came across this website called Eternal Earth Bound Pets. Check it out before you read any more of my post. I felt compelled to write them. The following is our correspondence:

Nicole,

Thanks for your long, complex, and detailed discription of your specific concerns and needs.
I'm afraid your more needy than we can support.

Best regards,
Brad

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Question
From: Nicole Nemeth
Date: Sun, August 30, 2009 6:30 pm
To: brad@eternal-earthbound-pets.com

Dear Brad,

I have a pet that I greatly care for and I love him enough to invest
in his earth-bound security. However, I must ask a few questions
before I sign a contract. Kensington, my basset hound, has seemed
awful lonely these past couple of months, because I had to go back to
work since the country's economic downturn. I have been thinking that
I should purchase a friend for him. Lets say that I do indeed purchase
an additional pet. Lets say the rapture occurs just as I am about to
place the additional pet from my arms into the ground. Lets say that
as I am lifted into the heavens, my beloved new pet falls on the
ground. Lets say this additional pet is injured (a broken limb,
perhaps). Lets say that this pet is not, as of that time, insured by
Eternal Earth Bound Pets. In this scenario, what would be your
procedure? I would not want you to have to care for my pet without the
proper compensation of $15 and I do not want to incur an unnecessary
additional expense if I do not yet, at present time, own more than one
pet. Is there a way to add a clause to the contract addressing this
issue? Perhaps I can hide the $15 in a designated location in my
house. under the carpet, or in a cabinet. Or, if you prefer, I will
authorize you to use my debit card only in the event that a rapture
occurs. I will inform my bank of this information, I am sure they can
put a note in my file.

My other concern is the medication. My Kensington has sever
allegories. He is prescribed both dexamethasone and prednisolone. I
also give him Nordic Naturals Pet Cod Liver Oil on a daily basis. I
know that you allow for special instructions in the contract. I
usually keep his medication well stocked, however, what happens when
the medication runs out? Do the care providers "adopt" Kensington, and
take on the burden of expenses? I am concerned not just for myself,
but all the other owners. We all desire our pets to be properly cared
for, and from what I see of your website, you are very trustworthy
individuals, but Kensington will die without his medication. A thought
came to me: What if you formed a non-profit organization to facilitate
a group of Rapture believing veterinarians to donate their offices
unused medical supplies and medication to help in your endeavor?